1. Do not disturb the other passengers by laughing or weeping out loud.

2. Never applaud, sigh or swoon while reading love scenes.

3. Refrain from making verbal comparisons between male passengers and the hero in the book.  It will only make passengers feel inferior.

4. Provocative book covers must be kept hidden beneath a plain buckskin wrapper.

5. If you must show disapproval spit only on the leeward side of the coach.

6. In the event of a robbery, do not insist upon finishing a chapter before raising your hands. Outlaws are not known for patience.

7. Do not ask the driver to guard your book while you sleep.

8. In the event of a runaway stage, avoid such comments as “Here comes the good part.”

9. It’s best not to read by the window during an Indian attack.

10. Anyone causing hysteria among passengers by revealing the end of a book will be tossed from the coach.